T-Shirts: The Skinny

Ok, here is what I have.

1) Multiple plaintive cries from you - the reader - asking for Vexxarr wardrobe to amaze your friends...

2) I have a quote from a local vendor for handsome, durable, 2-color silkscreen shirts

3) My projected cost per shirt will be $18.00 plus postage (I will be mailing these shirts myself)

4) My first order will be of one design: either Vexxarr front, center or Minionbot front, center

5) These shirts will be Black Hanes Beefy Tees

6) I need to know who wants one (pictures to be posted soon, very soon)

Speak to me. Tell me of your wishes.

Hideous Car!

I give you the Pontiac Aztek:

Also, I moved the Penny Arcade/Scott McCloud rant to...well...Rants. Go figure.

More Ass Kissing Please

I am in the throws of organizing a store for Vexxarr. I have many requests for swag including - but not limited to - T-shirts and Posters. So, what I would ask of you, dear readers is to let me know what sorts of things you would like and what sizes should they come in. I fear cafe press like the coming of the dark lord sith so I am still exploring alternate methods of distribution. Likely I will have the items in question printed locally and take payments via Paypal. Anyone else have any suggestions? There is even a forum thread where you can place requests. My forums, for those of you not participating, are reached via the 'community' link up top there.

Sorry for the clip show...

Last night I was back from a long road job very late. It was all I could do to pen the 'funny' and so I resorted to a clip art comic to fit the script. Today behold the glory that is a fresh penned comic....over at Sluggy Freelance. Also notice that I actually drew original art for the comic today as well.

Hope you like it. Running gags are my speciality.

Too Many Arms

It seems to me that I am finding it harder and harder to place all six of Vexxarr's appendages. The back two in particular nearly always seem to be placed in obscurity or merely indicated by lumps. I feel in some way I have failed you all...

Word Games Again

v. im.pact.ed, im.pact.ing, im.pacts (m-pkt)
v. tr.

1. To pack firmly together.
2. To strike forcefully: meteorites impacting the lunar surface.
3. Usage Problem. To have an effect or impact on: "No region... has been more impacted by emerging demographic and economic trends" (Joel Kotkin).

I thought it might be fun to take on the literate media. Then again, What do I know?