Have you seen The Watchmen?
If not, why not? It's about as good an adaptation of The Watchmen as you are likely to get in a two hour and forty-five minute movie made by simian descendants.
If you have...then you saw it.
You know - IT.
So if your inner child was trampled flat by Dr. Manhattan and his...er...Lower East Side, then I have a shirt for you!
Buy this new, glow-in-the-dark shirt and proudly announce that you've been to see The Watchmen and that yes, it is impressive!
(and the movie is impressive as well)