Well maybe this is what you had in mind:
Surely you have guessed it. I am wearing a steam-powered articulated work suit. I'm sure you have one of your own. I capped the outfit off with a pair of period goggles but some throwback from the human gene pool stole them while I was resting out of costume. If you see anyone around Southside wearing a pair of Qidditch Goggles...
...and it is not me.
You may assume they are a thief.
...and it is not me.
You may assume they are a thief.