More Ass Kissing Please

I am in the throws of organizing a store for Vexxarr. I have many requests for swag including - but not limited to - T-shirts and Posters. So, what I would ask of you, dear readers is to let me know what sorts of things you would like and what sizes should they come in. I fear cafe press like the coming of the dark lord sith so I am still exploring alternate methods of distribution. Likely I will have the items in question printed locally and take payments via Paypal. Anyone else have any suggestions? There is even a forum thread where you can place requests. My forums, for those of you not participating, are reached via the 'community' link up top there.